Okay before anyone asks I was flipping channels on T.V and saw that Jeopardy was one. I kind of was watching this when I got this Idea of X-men Jeopardy. Enjoy. Do not take or copy without my consent.

Announcer: "And Welcome here again to America's Favorite Quiz Show... Jeopardy! Todays show is a special Jeoprady. Today we have the cast of the new Kids WB show X-men Evolution. Now lets meet our contestants. This high-school senior is thought to be known as the X-men's leader. He was Charles Xavier's first recruit and has powers of optic blast in his eyes. Let's welcome Mr. Scott Summers!"

Scott: (Comes onto stage waving at audience)

Announcer: "Our next contestant is a beautiful red-head, a high-school junior, member of the cheerleading squad, and has Telekenetic and Telepathic powers, please welcome Jean Grey."

Jean: (Comes onstage)

Announcer: "And our third and final contestant is a 15 year old skate boarder who has a Self-Replicating Exsoskeleton, please welcome Evan Daniels."

Evan: (Walks onstage)

Announcer: "And now here's our host, Alex Trebeck!"

Alex: (Walks onstage to his spot)"Hi and welcome to X-men Jeopardy. We have three special guests here today who come from the Charles Xavier Institue for the Gifted. We have Scott Summers, Jean Grey, and Evan Daniels. Welcome all."

Everyone: "Hi Alex!"

Alex: "Okay let's get started. Our catagories are... It rhyms with petulant... Oww My Eyes!... My Thoughts... What's brown, hard, and sharp... and keeping it real. Okay we'll start with you Scott. Pick your catagory."

Scott: "Okay Alex I'll takes What's brown, hard, and sharp for 200 please."

Alex: "Okay here's the question, What is brown, hard and sharp?"

Jean: BEEP.

Alex: "Jean."

Jena: Um.. What is desk?"

Alex: "No."

Scott: "Desks aren't sharp Jean!"

Jena: " How do you know. You've never gotten cut by one of those things have you?"

Scott: " No."

BZZZZ!

Alex: "Oh so sorry no one got that question it was What is Evan's Spykes."

Evan: "DANG! I knew that!!"

Jean: "No you didn't!!"

Evan: "Whanna bet?"

Jean: "What if I just go prying in your brain and check!"

Evan: "NO! No. You don't need to."

Jean: "That's what I thought!!"

Alex: "Okay since no one got that question Scott you choose again."

Scott: "Okay I'll take Rhyms with petulant for 400 Alex."

Alex: "Okay I'm going to give you the definition and you tell me what it is. The definition is... A person with an added extra gene that neither parent possesed and allows a person to do things other people can't."

Jean: BEEP.

Alex: "Jean?"

Jean: "DUH! What is Mutant!"

Alex: "CORRECT!"

Evan: "Hey! That doesn't rhym with Petulant!"

Alex: "Yes it does."

Evan: "Why I atta." (Begins to shoot spike)

Scott: "Hey man... there's no reason to use our powers on this game show. Were here for charity remember?"

Evan:(Sarcastically)"Yea. Right."(puts away spike in his arm)

Alex: "Alright Jean you have the lead so it's your turn."

Scott: "Hey I'm the leader! I should be leading. That's what I always do!!!"

Jean: "Scott, I have the lead in the game. I go that question right. I have the lead."

Scott:(mumbles)"Stupid Jean with her smart brain."

Jean: "What was that?"

Scott: "Nothing!"

Alex: "Jean it's your pick."

Jean: "Oh sorry. Umm... I'll take Keepin' it Real for 200."

Alex: "Okay. Here's the question... How is Nightcrawler able to keep his real identity hidden?"

Evan: BEEP. "With his image inducer thinga-ma-bob."

Alex: "Nope I'm sorry you didn't answer correctly."

Scott: BEEP. "What is... with his image inducer watch?"

Alex: "CORRECT!"

Scott: "YES!"

Evan: "What?" Hey! That ain't fare!" (Shoots spike at Scott)

Scott: "OWW! Hey that hert! Your gonna pay!"( Shoots beam at Evan but misses)

Scott: Ha! You missed! You can't hit hit me you can't hit me! *ZZAAPP!* Ow!"

Scott: Hit ya there!"

Jean: Hey both of you would you stop! Were playing a game here."

Scott: "What's with you being miss goddie-to-shoes all the time. Why do you have to be miss purfect all the time?"

Jean: That's just the way I am and...hey how dare you! I'll show you!" (Raises hand and Scott is lifted off the ground)

Scott: "Whoa! Hey Jean knock it off! Hey! AAHH!" *THUMP*

Alex: "Hey please can we get on with the show?"

Jean: "Sorry Alex."

Scott & Even: Yea sorry."

Alex: Thankyou now Scott since you got that right you choose the catagory."

Scott: "Okay I'll take keeping it real for 500 please."

Alex: Alright... The question is... *ZZAAPPP* Hey. What the?"

Scott: "Oops. Sorry Alex. It slipped."

Alex:(suspisiously) "Yes it slipped. Well anyway, the question is where do the X-men stay for saftey?"

Evan: BEEP. What is, they stay at Professor Xavier's place?"

Alex: "Correct!"

Scott: "Drat! Hey Alex, my button-thinga-ma-jig doesn't work."

Alex: "Really. Press it again."

Scott: BEEP.

Alex: "Well it works now."

Evan:(bragging) "Hah! You actually though it was broken? He he. Mine works just fine. I never even had to tell! He he."

Scott: "Really how about I makes yours not work. (shoots beam at Evan's buzzer)

Evan: "Hey man! Look what you did. I'm gonna come over here and show you a thing or two!"

Scott: "Bring it on!!"

Evan: (shoots spikes at Scott)

Scott: "Ha! You couldn't hit the brod side of a car!"

Jean: Would you two nock it off!?"

Scott & Evan: (look at each other then at Jean)

Jean: "Hey what are you guys doing?( Jean starts backing up) Hey Scott leave those visors down. Evan, put back those spikes. Scott, Evan?"

Scott & Evan: (walking towards Jean armed)

Jean: (running away) "HELP!!!" (Scott and Evan runs after her and off the stage. All is quiet for a second. Then you here laser like sounds and spikes hitting against walls) "Hey cut that out! OUCH! OW!" (The three then come back out onto the stage chasing each other) Beams are being shot acrosss the room as are spikes. Jean has her force field on her and is running around)

Alex: "Well uh... I guess that's all for today's shows. So joins us next time when-*ZZAAAP* OWWW! We have *ZZAAPPP* OUUUUUCCCHHH! Rogue, Kitty, and Kurt. *ZZAAAPP* All right that's it! (Takes out an alcohol bottle and ingulfs it. Then says...) I'm Alex *hicup* Trebeck *hicup* See you next time on *hicup* Jetherday... Or I mean Jeopardy."( Goes off stage lights black out but you still see Scott, Jean, and Evan running around)