Strategy X Bloopers
KEYS:
**** = Actions,
another scene, dividers
Italics = telepathy
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*The scene starts off
with Jean taking pictures of Duncan Matthews. He is laying on the ground and
smiles as Jean approaches him with a Camera. She runs up and lifts the camera
to take pictures, but the camera slips and hits Duncan on the head. *
Duncan: "OW!
Dang it Jean, watch what you're doing will ya?!"
Jean: "Sorry
about that Duncan."
Director: "CUT!
Let's try it again."
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*Duncan catches the
football and starts to trip over himself. He keeps running and runs in to the
cameraman. *
Director: " CUT!
Duncan my man, how many times do I have to tell you? Tie your shoes! Lets try
it again everyone!"
* They roll again,
but Duncan trips three more times. Finally on the fourth time, Duncan gets it
right, and falls down. However Jean is not there to take pictures. *
Duncan: "Uh,
Jean?"
Director: "
JEAN!"
Jean: *talking to her
agent * "OH! Sorry, sorry." * Runs with the camera, trips, and the
camera flies and hits Duncan in the… * " Oh, Duncan you'll be all right
okay?"
Duncan: *squeaky
voice* "Yeah."
* Jean watches as
Duncan is taken off the field *
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* The camera is on
Toad who's climbing the bleachers. He smiles as he reaches for a wallet, but
slips and falls. Everyone laughs *
Todd: "Man that
is it! I ain't never gonna' use suction cups again!"
Director: “Cut!
Again!"
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* Duncan and his friend spot Toad pick pocketing and they start to run towards their coach.
Duncan: “Hey Coach I-
whoa! Ah! Uhgg!
* Slips on some mud
and his friend tumbles down while grabbing the coach, bringing him down as well
too. *
Director: “CUT! All
right someone get ride of that mud there!”
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* Professor X and
Storm are waiting by the train station as the train pulls up *
Storm: “Kurt?”
Professor: “No Storm,
that’s-“
* Loud scream in the
background. Kitty comes on to the scene and runs right in front of the
Professor and Storm. Rogue soon follows and yells*
Rogue: “You idiot!
Come back here with mah gloves!”
Director: “Cut! And
some aspirin too!”
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* Scott and Todd are
talking out in the halls of the Bayville High School *
Scott: “You know, you
and I are alike in many ways; were different from other people. “
* Todd talks to Scott
and then starts to hop out the window, but misses and hits the wall instead. *
Scott: “Oh my god!
Todd you all right? That had to hurt!”
Todd: “Don’t remind
me Summers!” * Gets up and walks giddily to his trailer. “Aspirin, I need some
aspirin yo!” * he says shutting his trailer door. We hear his scream as the
trailer shakes and we hear stuff inside the trailer fall down *
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* Todd is walking on
the front lawn of the institute when he sees the skies turn dark and lightning
flash *
Todd: “This is too
ugly- wait what was the line?”
Director: *Shakes his
head*
* Todd tries again*
Todd: “This is too
odd- no that’s not it, uhmm, too strange, uhmm, too interesting, uhmm, too
scary? Dang it! What was it?”
Director: *Has a red
face*
* One more time, Todd
tries*
Todd: “This is so
cool yo! - Dang it! That isn’t it yo!”
*Storm shoots a bolt
at Todd and yells in her native African tribe’s tongue*
Storm: “Todd! It’s
freaky! Freaky for god sakes! I can’t handle this. I’ll be in my trailer until
Mr. Tolensky can get it right here.
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* We come to the chasing seen were Toad is chasing Nightcrawler. Kurt gets in to the chandelier and yells out, “ Neener, neener, neener” *
Todd: “I’m gonna’ get
you for that you blue furred freak!”
*Toad jumps up, but
misses and falls flat on the ground*
Nightcrawler: “that
had to hurt him. Hee hee, he looks like a maggot down dhere.”
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* at the end we see
the professor speaking about how Todd wasn’t ready to join*
Professor: “I suppose
Todd is not ready to join just yet. I-“
Kitty “AH HAHAHAHA!”
*Runs in front of the Professor laughing, and holding Rogue’s gloves.”
Rogue: “come back
here you pink freak!!”
Professor: “ ……….”