Turn of the Rogue Bloopers

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::Jean is using her telekinesis to hold Cyclops and Nightcrawler up in a warehouse. Kurt and Scott port in it and see a cloaked figure lying on the ground::

Scott: "Confirmed, she's hurt."

::Scott blasts his optic blasts, and misses::

Kurt: "Nice aim."

::Scott give a look at Kurt and tries again, misses, it bounces off a pole, and hits Kurt right in the face. He goes tumbling down, while Scott can't resists laughing as he hangs there in mid air::

Scott: "I didn't miss that time."

:: Kurt gets up, teleports up to Scott, and teleports Scott off the set. Moments later you hear a girl scream in the bathroom. Kitty runs through the door and out with a towel wrapped around her body. Scott opens the door with his face red::

Director: "Cut! Kurt!"

Kitty: "Yeah, like, Kurt!!!"

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::Rogue is in a workout room working out. She sees Scott and Jean packing for a field trip. She squints and closes the blinds. Then Mystique(as Principal Darkholme) comes in.

Rogue: "Principal Mystique-I mean... what was the line again?"

Mystique: "Darkholme."

Director: "Let's try this again people."

::they go through the whole scene again. Mystique walks in and Rogue begins to talk::

Rogue: "uh..."

Mystique: "............................"

Director: "....................................."

Rogue: "What's the line again?"

Director:"........................"

::Mystique walks off the set grunting::

Mystique: "What is so hard about saying Darkholme! I think she's absorbed too many people's memories that she doesn't even remember her own memorized lines anymore."

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::On the school bus scene Scott saves the school bus from falling. The teacher suggests that the snow storm is too much, and that they will turn back. Rogue is suppose to walk up and suggest using the snowmobiles::

Rogue: "Mr. Rodetsky, why not use the-WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! ::big thud as Rogue falls on the floor::

Scott: "Rogue? You ok?

::Rogue gets up from the ground with a banana peel on her head::

Rogue: "Whoever thinks that throwing a banana peel on the floor for me to trip on is funny, better start runnin' before I knock you out! Elf, I'm lookin' your way!"

:: Kurt, being at the food table, looks at Rogue::

Kurt: "It vasn't me Rogue, honest. Cross my heart!" ::Kurt raises his right arm to make a cross around his heart. As he does, Rouge sees another banana in his hand. Kurt looks down at it, smiles, then ports off::

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::Rogue and Scott are doing the racing scene with the snowmobile's. Rogue is gaining speed over Scott, but then Scott suddenly starts to gain speed, and slowly Rogue comes to a stop as Scott goes driving off::

Director: "Cut! Rogue! You're suppose to be the winner, not Scott!"

Rogue: "How can I win if I don't have any gas on this thing?!"

Director: "......................"

Scott: "Hahahahahahaha!"

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::Rogue and Scott are talking to each other in the cave scene, when Paul shows up::

Rogue: "Paul here's your- oops. Sorry Paul, I didn't mean to spit on you... and I just did it again didn't I?

Paul: "..................."

::Kurt(off scene) laughs hysterically::

Rogue: "Do you find something funny about me "accidentally" spittin' on Paul? Cause I sure don't, and I don't think Paul here finds it funny either do ya Paul?"

::Paul nods his head::

::Kurt can't stop laughing. Rogue gets angry. She walks to Kurt, takes off her right glove, and knocks him out::

Rogue: "That's it! I'm through for the day! I can't stand to be humiliated with the fuzzy elf!"

Evan: "It's not his fault Rogue. He just had too many burger bombs and the Burger Bomb restaurant."

Rogue: "You wanna' be next porcupine?"

Evan: "I resent that Rogue. I don't go around calling you... calling you... uhm... absorb girl, yeah!"

Rogue: "Couldn't think of anything better?. Yeah, sure, whatever! I'm done here!"

THE END