X-men Jeopardy 2

Hey All! I did it. I finished X-men Jeopadry II. This time they feature none other than the Rogue, Kitty, and Kurt. I hope you enjoy!!

Announcer: "And Welcome back to America's favorite quiz show... Jeopardy. Last week we had three contestents that didn't really get anywhere except crazy land. This week we have a return of more X-men. So let us introduce our three new X-men guests. The first X-men is a 15 year old sophmore who's powers are a danger even to herself. She's not able to touch anyone without having protective clothing on... please welcome Rogue."

Rogue: (walks on stage. She wears her normal clothing not anything special this time)

Announcer: "Our next contestant is a 15 year old freshman. She is one of the youngest recruits of Charles Xavier, she is able to phase through walls, and if phased through a machine she can stop its power, please welcome miss Kitty Pryde."

Kitty: (walks onstage also wearing normal clothing)

Announcer: "And lets welcome our third guest. He is a 16 year old sophmore, can teleport from place to place, and has an holographics watch that helps keep his true identity hidden... please welcome Kurt Wagner.

Kurt: (walks onstage as his true self. Blue and furry.)

Announcer: "And now here's our host, back from the pits, Alex Trebeck."

Alex: "Thankyou and welcome to our special X-men Jeopardy. Today we have three new contestants who are trying their luck here at winning it big for charity."

Kurt: "Charity? I thought the money was for us. Man, I was going to by three-hundred burgers with that money. No fair!"

Kitty: "Kurt like get a hold of yourself. Like this is for a good cause you know? Besides who could like eat three-hundred burgers? Eww! Who would want to eat three-hundred burgers anyways?"

Alex: "Okay let's get started. Our catagories are, Don't touch me freak... Hey, where did he go... Are you a ghost?... What's shakin'?...and... Do you feal a breeze?. Now let's begin. Rogue you go first.

Rogue: " Okay... Ah'll take Do you feal a breeze for 200 Alex."

Alex: "Okay here's the question, When your sitting in the living room and all of a sudden the doors fling open and you feal a slight breeze, who has just paid you a visit in your home?"

Kitty: BEEP "What is like Quicksilver?"

Alex: "Correct. Okay Kitty pick a catagory."

Kitty: "Okay, I'll like take Are you a ghost for 100 Alex."

Alex: "Now Kitty, when people see people phase through objects or walls,what is their first intentions on this figure?"

Everyone: (Thinking in head. Suddenly Kurt gives that little face when they show a light bulb turn on)

Kurt: BEEP "Vat is... A Ghost?"

Alex: "Correct."

Kitty: "Oh my gosh! I do not think that answer is very fair! I mean I can pahse through walls and I'm not a ghost."

Rogue: "Kitty, he asked what do PEOPLE FIRST THINK when they see someone phase through and object. Not what they are."

Kitty: "Oh hee hee. Sorry."

Alex: "Okay Kurt your turn."

Kurt: "All right. I'll take, vere did he go for 300 please Alex."

Alex: "Where did he go?"

Everyone: (looks at each other puzzeled)

Rogue: "What?"

Alex: "Where did he go?"

Kitty: "Like where did who go?"

Alex: "Where did he go?"

Kurt: "Alex, ve don't get vat you are trying to ask us?"

Alex: "The question is, where did he go?"

Rogue: "Alex we don't know who you are talkin' about. Whe need to know who is the he?"

Alex: "I'm sorry that's all I can tell you. SO Where did he go?"

Rogue: "Ah'm gonna come over there a pry your thoughts to get the answer if ya don't tell use who the HE is!"

Kitty: "I'll hold him back for you Rogue!"

Rogue: (starts to walk towards Alex) "You're about 3 second away from gettin' the glove off if ya don't tell us!"

Alex: "Please I swear! That's all I can tell you. I don't know the answer! Hey don't, don't get any nearer. Rogue stay back. (Alex starts to back away as Kitty comes up from the ground. Alex turns around to see her and screams. He runs away from them but Kurt pops up infront of him and grabs him.)

Kurt: "Not so fast Alex. (He grabs him and Rogue and Kitty run up to him)

Rogue: Mem'ry pryin' time." (Rogue takes of the glove and touches Alex's forehead. He grunts and groans as Rogue steels his thoughts. All of a sudden Rogue lets go in shock. She's staring at the audience. Alex is knocked out and laying on the floor)

Kitty: "Like what is it Rogue?"

Rogue: "Ah knew it!! Ah knew the show was a fake!!"

Kurt: "Vat do you mean?"

Rogue: "This show. It... it... it tells the contestants the answers before hand. They already pick the winners. Oh it's terrible!"

Kurt: "Vat else do they do Rouge. Tell us more!"

Rogue: "They, they tell the contstants what to do. They tell em' when to get them wrong, when to get them right. They tell em' how much money they're gonna pay them and everything!"

( All of a sudden the crew comes out to take Rogue away)

Rogue: "No they have to know the truth. Jeopardy is a lie! You here me a lie! Ah have proof!! Hey get your swarming slimy hands of me!" (The security is wearing clothing all over them so Rogue can't touch them they take here off stage)

Rogue: (in the background) "Tell em' Kurt, Kitty. They have ta know the truth!! TEEELL EEEMMM'!"

Kitty: "Oh my like gosh. Jeopardy is like really freaky. They'd actually-"

Kurt: (Sees Kitty fall down. A man in a lab coat stands behind here with a shot needle) "Hey vat the?"

Dr.: "You're next fuzzy boy!"

Kurt: No, no! Don't touch me! (Kurt transports away while the Dr. and his associates run away trying to find where he went)

Rogue: (We see Rogue run back on stage and yell out) "It's a lie! Do not watch Jeopardy! It's all a lie!"

(We see men come back and get here and take her off stage)

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The screens are cut to white and a voice is heard.

Voice: "Due to circumstances beyond our control Jeopardy will be cancelled. Forever."

Charles Xavier: "I knew that was a bad idea.

Logan: "Then why did ya let them go on there Charles?"

Charles: "I thought it would be a good idea to let them have fun. To let them expierence some thinking activities. I should have taken pre-caution with their powers. Both shows where terrible. My X-men really need some serious help. I didn't know what I was going to be dealing with."

Logan: "Well, maybe we need some serious descipline from now on."

Charles: "Yes, yes perhaps your right Logan. I think there going to need some major discipline."

THE END

Well that's the end. I know it's corny but then again. The whole X-men Jeopardy is just a joke. It's suppose to be all out of whack. Well hope you enjoyed X-men Jeopardy.