Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Pt.2

All right! Millionaire pt.2 has been done. I hope you enjoy!! Millionaire © millionaire or ABC network or who ever owns it. X-men ©Marvel. This idea is ©ME!

*The intro. goes and we are back on the millionaire set. Jean and Regis come out on the stage. They sit in there seats *

Regis: Welcome back to "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"! Were here with the lovely red-head Jean Grey.

Jean: Are you making fun of my hair Regis?

Regis: (looks at audience kind of embarrassed) Uh, no Jean I'm not. I was trying to make a complement. I actually like the color red.

Jean: Your trying to suck up to me aren't you? Well I for one do not approve! And further more-

Regis: Jean,

Jean: I think that you need to learn some SERIOUS manners Regis and-

Regis: JEAN!

Jean: What?

Regis: Can we start now?

Jean: Oh. Sorry Regis. I think it was that lunch I had this afternoon.

Regis: Rrrrriiiiggggghhhhttt.(Gives facial expression, away from Jean's view, that she's crazy)Well last time Jean got all the way up to 500 dollars. Lets see if she can't get any higher. Lets begin.

*the lights flash around and little music goes *

Regis: Okay here's the question for 1,000 dollars Jean… What animal has Mystique NOT changed into? Is it a: wolf, b: crow, c: cat, or d: lizard.

Jean: Um, lets see. I know it's not a wolf because Rogue over there remembers Mystique turning into a wolf don't ya Rogue?

Rogue: Yea! Ah squished her good with Scott's eye beam. And Ah'd do it again if Ah had too.

Jean: Okay let's see. I remember Storm saying Mystique was in a cat form before she attacked her so… I'm going to take a complete guess and say-

Regis: You know Jean you have two life lines left. Would you like to use one?

Jean: Okay yea. Um I'll use fifty-fifty please Regis.

Regis: Okay computer please take away two of the wrong answers leaving the correct one and one wrong one.

*computer takes away two leaving crow and lizard. *

Regis: Okay we have crow and lizard. So what's it going be Jean?

Jean: Hmm. I think d: lizard final answer Regis.

Regis: And she's right for 1,000 dollars.

Jean: Yes! Whoa hoo!!! Al Right I'm rich I'm rich, I'm rich!!!

Regis: Yes you are and you can get even richer if you answer this 2,000 dollar question are you ready Jean?

Jean: Yes Regis I am.

Regis: Okay now, What is Magneto's real name? Is it a: Yosemite Sam b: Eric Magnus c: Gephetto or d: Pinnochio?( Note from author: I don't know how to spell c or d right so please don't get mad)

Jean: I think I'm going to have to phone-a-friend Regis.

Regis: And who would you like to call?

Jean: I think I'm gonna call Mystique.

Regis: All right our friends at AT&T will get Mystique on the line.

*phone ringing then you hear a voice *

Mystique: HEY! Don't you dare touch that! I'm telling you! Hello?

Regis: Hi Mystique is that you?

Mystique: Who else would this be? HEY! Put that down Avalanche!!

Regis: Mystique this is Regis from ABC's Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I'm here with Jean Grey. Now she needs your help-

Mystique: The X-men need my help? HA! I don't think so- AVALANCHE! Don't *Crash in the background * Oh NO!! EERRRRRRRGGGG!! *phone hangs up *

Regis: Well looks like that didn't help at all didn't it Jean? So your just going to have to guess now. Remember you won't loose anything because your guaranteed 1,000 dollars. So what are you going to do Jean?

Jean: Oh! That Mystique. She's gonna pay once I get back!! Oh what did you say Regis? Well I think… since I don't know the answer… I'll just walk away with what I got Regis.

Regis: Okay then here you go. A check for 1,000 dollars.

*Jean takes money and leaves while music plays *

Regis: Well that certainly was a close call. Now lets see if we can get another member of the x-men to come into the "hot" seat. So here's our next fastest finger question: Put the following episodes in order starting with the most recent, a: Rogue Recruit b: A Shadowed Past c: The Cauldrons 1&2 d: Spykecam.

*Lights flash around while music plays. Contestants are putting in their answers. Then music stops and lights freeze *

Regis: Okay let's see the correct answer they are: c, b, d, and a. Okay let's see who got it the fastest and the winner is… Nightcrawler a.k.a. Kurt Wanger! Come on down Kurt!

*Music plays as crowd cheers. Kurt BAMFs over to the "hot" seat *

Regis: Okay a very interesting way to come in. Okay Kurt lets get to know you.

Kurt: Vell I am really blue and furry vithout the hollo-whatch. I am really sveat and love a good joke. Oh! And my favorite foods are burgers and anything else from fast food places.

Regis: Okay! That seems like your normal teenager. Well then lets begin shall we?

* Buzzer sounds the end of the show *

Regis: Oh it looks like we are out of time! Okay then join us tomorrow night when Kurt tries his luck at winning a million dollars.

Kurt: Dude! Do you now how many hamburgers I could buy vith that kind of money?!!!!

Hey! So? What did you think? Good? Bad? Okay whatever! I know it's short but I'm making it a little different from the real one. Anyway another millionaire will be made soon. So keep your eyes open. (Not literally. You can blink)