All right! Here it is. Millionaire pt.3. I hope you'll like it. Especially if your big Kurt fans because this features Kurt "fuzzy-elf" Wagner. Well… all I have to say is… ENJOY! Oh the italics mean there talking telepathically. You should know that though ^_^.

*Intro. goes and were back on the stage of the millionaire set. Regis comes out and sits on his chair. Kurt is nowhere to be seen. *

Regis: Well welcome back to Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Today we have a special Kurt Wagner with us. Mr. Wagner? Would you like to come out now?

*A huge noise is heard as Kurt BAMF's into the seat.*

Regis: *coughing* okay *cough cough* that stuff smells bad *cough.

Kurt: Sorry Regis. I can't help it. It's just za vey I transport. And don't call me Mr. Wagner.

Regis: Oh. Sorry. *couch* Okay now Kurt you had just come on to the "hot" seat when we were stopped by time. So lets get started and see how far we can go okay?

Kurt: Sure. Vhatever you say dude.

Regis: All right then. For the 100 dollar question… What is another name for "Rogue"? Is it a: scoundrel, b: sweet, c: ugly, or d: sad.

Kurt: Hmm. Vell, I know Rogue over dere isn't ugly so it can't ve c.

Rogue: Ahhh. Thanks Kurt.

Kurt: And I know it can't ve "d" because Rogue isn't sad. She's mainly angry at people.

Rogue: Ya. Because they really tick mah off that's why.

Kurt: Hmm. Rogue is really sveet. Like vhen she comforted me vhen I found out Mystique vas my mother. But umm… I think that isn't the answer. I guess it's going to ve a: scoundrel final answer Regis.

Regis: And your right for 100 dollars. Okay now for the 200 dollar question. What are Scott a.k.a. Cyclops's mutant abilities? Is it a: walk through walls, b: to fly c: to be invincible, or d: shoot Optic Blasts from eyes?

Kurt: Oh! Definitely d. Final answer Regis!!

Regis: And you got it right for 200 dollars! Okay now for 500 dollars Mr. Wagner.

* Kurt frowns*

Regis: What is Jean Grey's other ability besides telekinetic? Is it a: flight, b: telepathic, c: electric energy from hands, or d: none.

Kurt: Oh vell uhh? Hmm. Regis, I'd like to use 50/50 please.

Regis: Okay computer please take away two of the wrong answers leaving the correct one and of course one wrong one.

*computer leaves b: telepathic, and d: none*

Regis: Okay so we have b and d. So what's it going to be Mr. Wagner?

Kurt: Don't call me sat. Call me Kurt please.

Regis: Sure thing Mr-uh I mean Kurt.

Kurt: I guess it'll have to be-

Jean: Kurt! Kurt! Hey It's me Jean. I'm telepathically communicating to you. Listen the answer is B! Okay?

Kurt: Okay. Shanks Jean!

*Professor looks from the seats disgusted at what he just heard and looks over at Jean sitting next to him*

Kurt: Okay Regis. I've decided that it is B: telepathic. Oh and final answer.

Regis: Okay you are… CORRECT for 500 dollars!

Kurt: Ja man!!! All right!!

Regis: Okay Mr. Wanger now for the 1,000 dollar question.

Kurt: Hey dude! I told you. Don't call me Mr. Wagner.

Regis: Ya. Kay. Anyways… What doesn't the Professor have at his mansion? A: a swimming pool, b: a danger room, c: a theater, and d: a tennis court which holds a jet inside and opens up to let it out as seen in the Cauldron pt.2.

Kurt: ??????

Regis: I need an answer Kurt.

Kurt: Okay? Uhh. I'd like to phone a friend please Regis. I'd like to call Forge.

Regis: All right our friends at AT&T will get Forge for you.

*you hear phone ringing and someone picks it up. You hear drilling in the background like someone's using a machine to do some kind of work*

Forge: Hello?

Regis: Hi Forge? This is Regis from ABC's Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I'm here with Mr.…. Kurt Wagner and he's won 500 dollars and is going for 1,000 dollars. However he's stumped and needs your help. So I'm going to hand it over to Kurt and he's going to ask you a question and give you four possible answer. Only one is correct okay?

Forge: Yea groovy dude.

Regis: Okay Kurt you have 30 seconds.

Kurt: Forge! Vhich von of zhese zings does Professor X not have at his mansion? A: svimming pool B: Danger Room C: A Theater or D: A Tennis court?

Forge: Hmmm. Dude I don't live there so I have no clue. So I'm gonna say… C: a theater.

Kurt: Okay zanks dude!

*Phone hangs up*

Kurt: Okay Regis, I'm going to say "D" final answer.

Regis: And he's right for 1,000 dollars! Now Kurt your guaranteed to leave with that amount of money. But let's see if you can't get any higher okay?

Kurt: Ja okay.

Regis: Now for 2,000 dollars Kurt. Who does Evan Daniels bunk with? A: Scoot, B: You, C: Jean Grey, or D: No one?

Kurt: Umm. D, final answer.

Regis: And he's right for 2,000 dollars. Now for 5,000 dollars. Where do the X-men live? A: New Jersey, B: New York, C: Idaho, or D: California?

Kurt: Uhh? B, final answer.

Regis: And he's right for 5,000 dollars. Now for 16,000 dollars. In Spykecam who was attacking the institute? A: Sabertooth, b: Mystique, c: Magneto, or D: The Brotherhood of Mutants?

Kurt: Oh gees. I dink I need to use my last life line Regis.

Regis: Okay audience he needs your help please vote now.

*Results show A and B at 50%*

Regis: Okay it looks like were tied. A and B seem to be at 50%. So Kurt?

Kurt: Umm. A, final answer.

Regis: Okay good job. Now for the 32,000 dollar question. Who knows more about Logan's past? Is it A: Mystique, B: Professor X, C: Sabertooth, or D: A Mysterious person who we don't know yet.

Kurt: EEHH! I don't know Regis. I dink I'll have to valk.

Regis: That your final answer?

Kurt: Ja.

Regis: Okay then here you go. A Check for 16,000 dollars!

*crowd cheers Kurt as Kurt BAMF's off stage. Buzzer sounds*

Regis: Well that's all for today so join us next time when we have one more x-men try there luck at winning a million dollars.

Logan: And that better be me bub!

Regis: (smiling nervously) hu…hu…hu…

THE END

Okay so what did you think all you Kurt fans? Good? Bad? So so? Well hope you enjoyed it guys! Until next time…