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Who Wants to be a Millionaire pt. 4

Keys:

Italics : telepathy

* : actions

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* lights flash around and Regis appears*

Regis: "Welcome to another special edition of who wants to be a millionaire featuring the teenage mutants of X-Men: Evolution. Last time we had Jean and Kurt as our contestants. Both of them did not get the one million dollars, but they did get close. Now we will have one more special guest try their luck at getting a million dollars. X-Men, let us begin. Put the following episodes in chronological order starting with the most recent."

A - Growing Pains

B- Walk on the Wild Side

C- African Storm

D- Mindbender

*lights flash around and the x-men punch in their answers*

Regis: "All right, lets see the correct answer and who got it right the fastest. The answer is: B, D, C, A. And, why it's Mr. Logan! All right Mr. Logan come on down."

Logan: " Don't call me Mister Logan, got it bub?"

Regis: " Yes of course M- I mean sir- I mean Logan. Anyway do you want to tell us about yourself?"

Logan: " No."

Regis: "jerk!" "But uh Logan, we need you to tell us about yourself so that we can fill up the time."

Logan: *pulls out the claws and points them to Regis* " Listen bub, I ain't tellin' no'one bought' my past got it?"

Regis: *gulps* "Y, yes I got it. *Logan puts away the claws* Well okay, now uhmm, first question for 100 dollars:

Which of these episodes did Rogue NOT appear in:

  1. Growing Pains
  2. Adrift
  3. Rogue Recruit
  4. The Cauldron

Logan: " hmm, I don't want to answer it."

Regis: " what a bad temper" " But Logan, you get 100 dollars if you do?"

Charles: "Logan answer the question, we need this money!"

Logan: *grunts at Charles* " Fine then, B. Oh and Final Answer.

Regis: " Your correct for 100 dollars. Next question:

Which one of these mutants is not a new recruit at the Institute:

  1. Magma
  2. Iceman
  3. Jubilee
  4. Psylocke(?)

Logan: " D, final answer."

Regis: " What a smartie pants." " Your correct for 200 dollars! Next question:

What are Magma's powers:

  1. Flight
  2. Invisibility
  3. Project waves of heat
  4. Metamorphoses

Logan: *yawns* " C, final answer."

Regis: " I wonder if he can get this next one right." " Yes! You're on a roll Mister Logan- Oops! I mean Logan." "Damn! Got to remember not to call him that, what's up with that anyway?"

Logan: *grunts*

Regis: " Okay, next question:

Who is considered the leader of the new recruits:

  1. Iceman
  2. Berzerker
  3. Multiple
  4. Sunspot

Logan: " How should I know! I don't keep up with those pit bulls! I need to have a 50/50."

*computer takes away B and C*

Regis: " All right Logan who is it?" " Like he will get this one"

Logan: " give me some @#*$*) time!" *stares at the screen*

Regis: " Any time Logan."

Logan: * looks at Regis angrily* " you know, if you don't stop rushing me I ain't gonna answer."

Regis: My god! What a dofus!!!

Charles: "Logan, Logan, I cannot stand this man, his thoughts the whole time have been terrible. I give you permission to threaten him and take the money."

Logan: "My pleasure."

* Logan stares at Regis and pulls out his claws, Regis gulps and starts to sweat nervously. Kitty appears from under the ground and holds down Regis. Rogue comes and knocks him out for 10 seconds*

Rogue: "Oh Mah Gawd! AHHH! Ewww! Gross sugah!"

* Kurt teleports to the check and hands it to Charles, Charles in turn forces Regis to sign the check for 1 million dollars. The X-men cheer and leave. Regis is left to be fired, and loose all his money.*

THE END( for Regis at least *_*)

 

 

NOTE: This humor is not to offend Regis Philban(spell check). It is just a joke. I hope that never happens to the man. Also X-Men are copyrighted to Marvel, The Millionaire show is copyrighted to ABC or whoever owns the show.