An interview on: Kurt Wagner

[Note: Xander Lane is my “official” reporter when ever I use reporters. And the TV show you’ll be reading today is called Channel 1 - The Outside World.]

Xander: Good Morning! My name is Xander Lane and today on Channel 1 - The Outside World, I’m going to interview one of Charles Xavior’s students. But first of all, I’d like to personally thank everyone who is watching this dull and rainy morning. Let’s check out the weather.

Weather: It’s very rainy today. Harsh storms.

Xander:...

Producer: Ahem, Xander, you’re on.

Xander: Already? Oh, *coughs* okay. Well, it’s very rainy as you heard. As soon as our guest star arrives, we can start. *clears throat* Anytime. *checks watch*

Kurt: I’m here!

Xander: As you hear in the background, our guest speaker for today is here. Let’s give him a round of applause. Kurt!

*audience cheers*

Xander: Welcome Kurt.

Kurt: Thanks. It’s great to be here zis early morning.

Xander: Tell me Kurt, where are you from? I couldn’t help but hear that accent.

Kurt: I vas born in ze Bavarian Alps in Germany.

Xander: Germany? Wow.

Kurt: Ya.

Xander: Tell us a little about yourself, Kurt.

Kurt: My name is Kurt and I go to Bayville High.

Xander: What are you favorite sports?

Kurt: Anything that involves girls and my family. *smiles into camera*

Xander: Oh? *smiles* What do you do in your spare time?

Kurt: Hang out vith my family and svim.

Xander: So, do you like here in New York?

Kurt: Ya.

Xander: What’s the best part?

Kurt: Hmm.. ze best part vould have to be ze Institute. Zhey threat me like family.

Xander: That’s really sweet. Well, that’s why you’re on today. We’re here to talk about the Institute and what goes on inside.

Kurt: Vhy?

Xander: Well Kurt. For weeks, we’ve had questions that involved the Institute.

Kurt: Vhat?

Xander: Questions like *pulls out clipboard and reads off top the questions* What goes on inside the Institute; Who lives inside the Institute; What’s the Institute for; and Who thought of it in the first place. There are actually more, but I thought I’d just chose the top four.

Kurt: ...

Xander: Well?

Kurt: Vell vhat?

Xander: Are you willing to answer them?

Kurt: Answer vho?

Xander: The questions.

Kurt: Vhat questions?

Xander: *scowls* The questions I just read you.

Kurt: Vhen?

Xander: Not one minute ago.

Kurt: Vhere?

Xander: Here. *growls* At the studio.

Kurt: Vhy?

Xander: For the stinkin’ people who asked them!!

Kurt: *blinks* Vell, not if you’re going to get an attitude like that! *crosses arms*

Xander: I’m sorry. *sips the cup of water on her desk* I-

Kurt: Vhy don’t I get vater? I get thirsty too after answering all zose questions.

Xander: Of course. *bites tongue from yelling at him* Water for Kurt.

Kurt: Thank you. *sips the water* Vhere vere ve?

Xander: Kurt, can you tell us what goes on in the Institute?

Kurt: Stuff.

Xander: Like what?!

Kurt: Don’t raise your voice at me!

Xander: So sorry. Can you be more specific on what goes on in the Institute?

Kurt: Family stuff.

Xander: Kurt!

Kurt: Vhat?! You asked me, I told you. You are so rude! Good bye! *BAMFs off stage*

Xander: ...

Producer: Go to commercial.

Xander: Next week, we’ll try another guest speaker from the Xavior Institute- Scott Summers. Be here and hopefully things will run much smoother.

Camera man: Annnnnnnnd cut!